Nigerian Trip to the Morgue – joke.com.ng

Trip to the Morgue
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police commissioner to tell them what has happened.

Commsioner Sends Inspector Emeka to Investigate

“First body: Yoruba Man, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his very young mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner.

“Second body: “Uhrobo Man , 25, won a 100 thousand  on nairabet , spent it all on beer and gin . Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. Musa the fulani from Daura  30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“Thought he was having his picture taken.”

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