The Game Is Over ! The Barber and the Foolish Boy :)

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a 1000 naira note in one hand and 100 naira in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the 100 naira and leaves the 1000naira

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That boy never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 100naira instead of the  1000 naira ?"

The boy licked his icecream  and replied, "Because the day I take the 1000naira , the game's over!" but dont tell the barber !
 
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